Not too long ago, I attended my first bachelorette party. I've been invited to others in the past but was never able to go but since I was a bridesmaid and it meant getting a Saturday off from work, I made sure I could make it.

Allow me to just depict a couple of the most entertaining of the events:
We were barhopping and stopped at a place called 'Beer Bellies'...I think it's the most redneck place I have ever laid eyes on complete with a stripper pole. Well, I wasn't going to really be drinking since I had to drive home and work the next day. Anyhoo, the bartender knew it was a bachelorette party (since the bride to be was all decorated up and flashy) so he kidded he was going to get a stripper for her. Well, some random drunk dude there started stripping! They then tied the bride to be to the stripper pole and he kept dancing for her but remained in his boxer shorts. He ended up walking away and they untied the bride but then the guy returns COMPLETELY NAKED!!!! And he was just swinging around that pole and dancing in nothing but his birthday suit. I got tons of pictures on the bride's camera. Definitely a memorable event. They also put a bright red thong over the bride's jeans that read 'Beer Bellies' on it.

We were in the last bar at the end of the night and by then the bide and most everyone else was smashed....good black mail stories for me, right there being the sober one. But another random drunk dude placed Tonya up on the bar and took the red Beer Bellies thong off her using nothing but his teeth! *snort* He just dived right into her crotch for that one. I just was laughing and shaking my head.

I was reminded why I hate bars though. Overpriced drinks, obnoxiously loud music, sleazy men and women, fights brewing, bad dancing I don't see the fun in it. Fun for me is being with a group of close friends and hanging out watching bad movies, playing Mario Kart, having a couple drinks perhaps. You know, actually be able to have a conversation!!! What a concept!

And I'm officially obsessed with Adam Lambert (the runner-up from this past American Idol). I got a few others into him too. Both guys and girls! lol! He's just so freakin' talented! I could listen to his rendition of 'Mad World' over and over.


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